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5:00 PM: Brat and I played in the
garden all day. First we played catch-worm. I ate five, he only
ate three. Next we played in our paddling pool; he kept jumping
in creating huge splashes and I ran like crazy to avoid being
soaked. Then he carried me to the top of our slide to let me
slide down it. It’s not as easy as it looks; I rolled down head
over paws and ended up in the pool. We stopped playing then.
6:00 PM: Brat has gone all red!
Skirt has covered all the red patches with white stuff to take
away the pain. She hasn’t put any on me even though it was me
who fell off the slide into the pool!
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Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
Extracts:
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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