My Secret Diary

 

10th June

 

5:00 PM:          Brat and I played in the garden all day. First we played catch-worm. I ate five, he only ate three. Next we played in our paddling pool; he kept jumping in creating huge splashes and I ran like crazy to avoid being soaked. Then he carried me to the top of our slide to let me slide down it. Itís not as easy as it looks; I rolled down head over paws and ended up in the pool. We stopped playing then.

 

6:00 PM:          Brat has gone all red! Skirt has covered all the red patches with white stuff to take away the pain. She hasnít put any on me even though it was me who fell off the slide into the pool!

 

 



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