My Secret Diary

 

10th March

 

8:10 AM:           Trousers is using his plaster as an excuse to stay off work. I felt a duty do to help him in this time of need. Had a brilliant idea! I will give him a present to cheer him up.

 

8:42 AM:           Success! I returned from my hunting expedition with a semi-comatose blackbird. I left it on my chair so that Trousers could enjoy the final-kill.

 

9:06 AM:           Trousers came into the living room. As he carefully lowered himself onto my chair the blackbird fluttered its wings. This startled Trousers and he fell to the floor where he groaned and moaned much more than a grown human with a leg in plaster who had fallen to the floor should have done.

 

9:12 AM:           The blackbird, I took so much time choosing as a present for Trousers, was thrown discourteously out the door.

 

9:13 AM:           I was thrown discourteously out the door.

 

Really! Humans can be so unappreciative!!

 



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