My Secret Diary

 

11th February

 

6:50 AM:          I am a prisoner in my own home. Incarcerated by a yellow ribbon with a silver bell, destined to spend my life in gloomy solitude. I couldnít possibly be seen in public wearing a collar!

 

9:00 PM:         Skirt was in tidy-up mode today and cleared out the refrigerator. As a result I had masses of sausages for breakfast, a huge haggis for lunch and freshly unfrozen fish for dinner. Overeating is very tiring, so I dragged by favorite silk cushion over to the heater and slept for ages.

 

11:57 PM:       I tried again and again to remove the collar. But itís useless. It seems I must accept my fate and suffer this appalling misery.



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