My Secret Diary

 

11th July

 

Today’s the day I teach Lucky and Polly some important lessons. I’ll show Polly that he can’t mess with cats - especially with an influential member of the Cosa Nostra. At the same time I’ll show Lucky how to deal with pesky pirate parrots.

 

As Lucky watched eagerly from the doorway, I crept stealthily across the room. Polly saw nothing as I made my way silently past her perch, jumped onto a chair and climbed to the top of the bookcase. Polly sat on her perch below me, oblivious to the fact that she was about to be pulverized.

I prepared myself mentally for the attack, crouched down, and leapt with all my might. But just as I was about to land on top of her, she decided to fly round the room. Frantically I tried to grab her but landed on the perch instead. I balanced precariously on the narrow bar, wondering what had gone wrong with my plan. It was at this precise moment in time that Lucky’s humans elected to enter the room. They stared at me as if I was some sort of mass murderer. To make matters worse, Polly landed beside me, pecked me gently on the mouth, and squealed, “Polly has a boyfriend. Adrian loves Polly.” How embarrassing,

 

 

My humans have been extra, extra, extra nice to me. Perhaps they sense my new status as an important gang member.

 



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