My Secret Diary

 

11th March

11:50 AM: Itís like a madhouse this morning. Trousers is sitting on my chair (AGAIN!) grunting and groaning about his leg. Skirt is rushing about like a tornado, washing dishes and ironing and doing fifty other unnecessary things. Brat-2 is in his buggy, making smells and high pitched screeching noises. Brat is playing with a bow and arrow and using ME as a target. At times like this I wonder if I adopted the right family!

11:51 AM: I am in my shed hiding from my humans.

11:50 PM: This evening Lucky and I sat on the bins for hours watching the moon make its daily pilgrimage across the sky. Cat folklore says that the moon is made of green cheese and populated by mice that come in a huge variety of flavors. Itís supposed to be cat utopia. To me this is a whimsical notion. I have calculated that if it was populated by mice the moon would have been completely devoured by the year 1742 A.D.



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