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12th April

(On this day in 1665 the Great Strike of London began. Cats in the Mouserís Union refused to kill any rats until their catnip allowance was increased.)

 

1:22 PM:          Told Lucky all about Snowball insisting I make friends with Killer. He said that someone as clever as me should be able to convince a stupid ruffian like Killer that it would be better if we were friends. Itís not often that Lucky says anything sensible but for once heís right.

 

11:30 PM:        My humans have been out all evening. I have been sitting on my favorite chair having very clever intellectual thoughts. Itís good being intelligent; itís such a comfort in times of adversity.

I ran through the Ďtimes-tableí I learned as a kitten:

 

One tail is one.

Two ears are two.

Three mice are tasty.

Four paws are four.

Five dogs are deadly.

 

I couldnít remember much after that.

 

 



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