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12th January

4:00 PM: Caught a mouse in the back garden. He didnít want to tour the world and become dead famous. He claimed he was quite happy living in an old boot in the garden shed. It was only when I threatened to eat him that he realized he did want to be famous. We started training with a daring stunt in which he puts his head in a lionís mouth. As there were no lions around I let him use my mouth. This was probably a bad idea. I got so excited about the stunt going well that I accidentally bit his head off. No great loss. He was so nervous he would have been a rotten juggler. Decided to become famous at something other than mouse training Ė mice are far too ungrateful.

 

10:20 PM:       Tipped the contents of my litter tray all over the kitchen floor as a gentle hint to Trousers.



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