5:00 PM: The kittens have all opened
their eyes. They’re so cute. Yucky is my favorite - he’s the
smallest yet he keeps dive-bombing the others. It’s fun to watch
them pile on top of each other like spaghetti with vicious teeth
8:00 PM: My humans are putting all
their possessions into large cases! Already they have packed
most of their clothes and loads of toys and they’re still
scurrying about taking things out of cupboards and drawers. I’m
going to check whether they’ve put the kitchen sink in yet.
11:00 PM: Trousers fed me sweeties
while I relaxed on Skirt’s lap. Something strange is going on -
I hope they are not in some sort of trouble.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
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this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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