I was asleep under the rose bushes when I was
awoken by that silly mutt Brutus barking.
“Want to hear a joke?” he yelped over the
In the most arrogant way, I ignored him
“Want to hear a joke?” he repeated in his
annoying gruff voice.
“Tell me,” I said curtly.
“How do you get a cat down from a tree?”
I didn’t answer.
“Wait till autumn and it will float down on a
I walked away indignantly.
“Or call the fire brigade!” he shouted after
me with a mocking laugh.
This is a nightmare, I can’t even go into my
own garden without being made fun of.