My Secret Diary

 

12th March

 

I was asleep under the rose bushes when I was awoken by that silly mutt Brutus barking.

“Want to hear a joke?” he yelped over the fence.

In the most arrogant way, I ignored him completely.

“Want to hear a joke?” he repeated in his annoying gruff voice.

“Tell me,” I said curtly.

“How do you get a cat down from a tree?”

I didn’t answer.

“Wait till autumn and it will float down on a leaf.”

I walked away indignantly.

“Or call the fire brigade!” he shouted after me with a mocking laugh.

 

This is a nightmare, I can’t even go into my own garden without being made fun of.

 



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