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13th March

 

Spent all day resting on Bratís bed. I had a lot of time to think and I have decided that itís time to take control of my life. Over the next few days Iím going to:

a) Tackle Brutus.

b) Clear up my relationship with Snowball.

 

To cheer myself up, I made a list of reasons why cats are better than dogs:

* Dogs must perform tricks if they want to be liked by humans. Cats are loved for their beauty,   elegance, charm and pretentiousness.

* Dogs are unable to catch mice.

* Dogs have only one (very boring) life.

* Cats are free spirits and do whatever they please. Dogs only do what their humans tell them to do.

* If a cat falls he lands on his paws - if a dog falls he lands at the vetsí.

* Cats bury their poo - dogs bury their food.

* Cats have far more intelligent-thoughts in their tails than dogs have in their heads.



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