Good news! Skirt has been found!
This morning Wrinkly Skirt came round to look
after Brat while Trousers went out searching for her. About time
He arrived back in the afternoon looking
triumphant. He had found Skirt, but she obviously hasn’t eaten
for days for she’s as thin as an anorexic Siamese. And they
brought home a human kitten – goodness knows where they found
that. It is absolutely tiny - yet it makes the most unbearable
noise and revolting smell. Despite the pong, everyone spent the
rest of the day cuddling and hugging and drooling over it. It
was sickening. They should only be cuddling and hugging and
drooling over me. But they ignored me completely. In disgust I
have retreated to my bedroom and will stay here until they learn
to be less selfish.