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15th January

 

Good news! Skirt has been found!

This morning Wrinkly Skirt came round to look after Brat while Trousers went out searching for her. About time too!!

He arrived back in the afternoon looking triumphant. He had found Skirt, but she obviously hasn’t eaten for days for she’s as thin as an anorexic Siamese. And they brought home a human kitten – goodness knows where they found that. It is absolutely tiny - yet it makes the most unbearable noise and revolting smell. Despite the pong, everyone spent the rest of the day cuddling and hugging and drooling over it. It was sickening. They should only be cuddling and hugging and drooling over me. But they ignored me completely. In disgust I have retreated to my bedroom and will stay here until they learn to be less selfish.



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