Spent today reflecting on what it means to be
a cat and the conditions necessary for us to lead fulfilled and
happy lives. Iíve created a list which Iíve called Adrianís
Hierarchy of Needs.
For a healthy, contented life a catís needs
Physiological: We must have lots and lots of sleep, more
food than we could ever eat, plenty of sleep, loads of fresh
cream and oodles and oodles of sleep.
Safety: We need to live in a dog free environment. If all
dogs were transported to Pluto the Earth would be a much happier
Love: We must be worshiped by everyone - especially by
Esteem: We have to be aloof and condescending at all
Cognitive: We must have the freedom to explore any and
Aesthetic: We need to create works of art by scratching
Self-actualization: We need to excel at catching mice,
voles, rats and