Morgan introduced me to Macavity. He’s a
long-timer. He’s been in for four weeks. He instantly recognized
me as an intellectual and invited me to join his escape
committee. I did. Six of us spent our exercise time discussing
ways to breakout. It was agreed that digging would be too
difficult and anyway Allwhite voted against it as it would make
her fur dirty. Cutting through the cell bars is impossible, they
are far too strong - several inmates have broken claws on them
already. While we were talking, a cat called Houdini approached
us. He had heard a rumor that we were planning to breakout. He
claimed that no lock could hold him and promised that, if we let
him join us, he would get us all out. After a long discussion it
was agreed that there were already too many in the escape
committee. We meet again tomorrow.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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