My Secret Diary

 

18th March

 

Snowball turned up this morning and said we should do something romantic together. I suggested scavenging at the dump but she turned her nose up at this. After I had made ten other excellent suggestions she insisted that instead we take the long walk to the beach. When we got there we strolled along the edge of the water. Snowball said that the sound of the waves lapping upon the sands was like poetry and the sea wind blowing across the beach was like mermaids singing songs of love. To be honest, I was freezing cold and my paws were wet and sandy but I agreed with her. I added that the old rusting cans bobbing up and down on the waves were like, ‘forlorn lovers, destined to drift separately for all eternity, like flotsam and jetsam on the harsh ocean of life, never having the chance to fulfill their dreams of happiness together’ - but I don’t think she understood the metaphor. (I expect this is because she has never experienced the sorrow of unrequited love in the way I have.)

We then left the wet sand and made ourselves comfortable in the long grass at the top of the beach and slept side by side for six blissful hours. (She even snores sensually.)

 

Snowball walked me home and we kissed on the doorstep. This has been a wonderful day.

 



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