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19th January

Skirt woke me up with a big hug and kiss this morning. Then she fed me sweeties as I lay stretched out across my bed. For the rest of the morning I sat on her lap while the baby slept in his cot. When Trousers and Brat came home they fed me lunch and then we spent ages playing attack-and-kill-the-pretend-plastic-mouse. They have obviously realized the error of their ways and are trying to make up for their deplorable behavior. Being compassionate, I have decided to forgive them and grant them one last chance.

 

It occurred to me that, once it has grown a little and is properly trained, the baby will be an additional human to love me and tend to my needs. Having resolved not to leave home, I spent a long time thinking of an exciting, original name for him. I looked back at the list I had made but settled on the brilliant name Brat-2.



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