10:00 AM: Had a chat with the prisoner
in the cell to my left. She’s in for scratching wallpaper. She’s
completely distraught. At home she only ever eats table-scraps
and now she’s being forced to eat
Faux-Venison-with-Caviar-Substitute-in-a-Roast-Nutmeg-Sauce - a
severe punishment indeed.
I expect that Snowball is pining for me. I
hope she’s not too miserable but in a way I hope she is.
5:00 PM: Macavity has devised a
brilliant plan which is sure to work. He has paid two cats to
start a fight when the guard enters the room. During the
distraction we’ll make a run for the open door and be free
before the guard realizes what’s happened.
It’s great to know that in just a day or two
I will be free again! I am missing Snowball more than a tree
misses its leaves in autumn.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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