My Secret Diary

 

1st April

(Trickery and Treachery Day - Beware.)

 

Trousers woke me from a wonderful dream about Snowball, with screams of “Mouse! Mouse!” Running across the carpet was a huge, fierce grey mouse that looked like a cross between a rat and a vacuum cleaner. Being brave and valiant I had to save my humans from this beast. I bounced across the room and, with great precision and dexterity, leapt upon the monster. Clutching the viscous demon between my paws, I held it captive as I rolled over and over. Even when I hit the wall with a mighty thud I held on tight. I looked up, expecting adoration and praise for my heroic act - but everyone was laughing. Only then did I realize it was a plastic clockwork mouse. I had been tricked. What a cheek!

 

11:00 PM:        Caught a mouse in the garden. After snapping off its head I smuggled the pieces into the house. When Trousers and skirt were sound asleep, I left the head and body on their pillows as a nice little surprise.



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