My Secret Diary

 

1st August

(Lammas Day - first day of the catnip harvest.)

 

8:00 AM:          Have just thoroughly checked my fur - all the fleas have fled. The awful smell from that spray has chased them away.

 

9:00 AM:         An ancient old flea has just staggered out from under my bed coughing and spluttering. He said he was from the International Flea Institute for Biological Research which has operated from under the bed for the last five years. Apparently they had just discovered the formula for a serum that would allow all Creaturekind to live free from disease. He said that he was the only survivor of the Nuclear-Flea-Spray-Attack and as he had just minutes to live he must pass the formula on to me. He was most insistent that I let everyone know about the formula and said the future of the World was in my hands. Itís very complicated so I must remember to write it in my diary later today. But now I must sleep - Iíll need all my energy for tonightís Lammas Party.



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