|1) I will not be condescending to my
2) I will not maul the vet.
3) I will only give my best friend Lucky really, really
4) I will not be afraid of Killer – the evil cat who rules
5) I will be decisive – particularly about being in or
6) I will become the world’s most famous cat.
7) I will not get fleas.
8) Most importantly: I will promote world peace between
cats, dogs and mice.
I managed to keep every single
one of my resolutions - all day! Though, to be honest,
numbers one and five were extremely
difficult. Humans and doors are so frustrating. Only
another 364 days to go, so I’m confident I can keep all my
Slept a meager 21 hours today – I think I might be suffering