My Secret Diary

 

1st January (Feline New Year)
I am determined to become wiser, braver, and humbler. By the end of the year I will be idolized by everyone.
MY NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
1) I will not be condescending to my humans.
2) I will not maul the vet.
3) I will only give my best friend Lucky really, really good advice.
4) I will not be afraid of Killer – the evil cat who rules the Lane.
5) I will be decisive – particularly about being in or out.
6) I will become the world’s most famous cat.
7) I will not get fleas.
8) Most importantly: I will promote world peace between cats, dogs and mice.

11:59 PM: I managed to keep every single one of my resolutions - all day! Though, to be honest, numbers one and five were extremely
difficult. Humans and doors are so frustrating. Only another 364 days to go, so I’m confident I can keep all my resolutions.

Slept a meager 21 hours today – I think I might be suffering from insomnia.

 

 
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