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20th January

(On this day in 1977 Misty Malarky Ying Yang of the DemoCats Party became president of the USA and moved into the Whitehouse with her human Jimmy Carter)

 

This morning I commenced Brat’s lessons in feline language. I started with the simple, but important, phrase  “feed me.” While pounding on the cupboard, where my food is stored, I repeated the words, “Meeeowh meehoww.” For a human he learns quickly and after just six and a half minutes he took a packet of Mock-Mouse biscuits from the cupboard. However, he still has much to learn for he obviously thinks “Meeeowh meehoww” means “empty a packet of Mock-Mouse biscuits over my head.”



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