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20th May

 

Lucky and I played tease with Brutus. We sat at the fence and called him dog-breath, dog-ugly, dog-ears, dog-face, dog-tired and all sorts of dog-horrible names. Brutus has no sense of humor; he got furious and ran about yelping, pulling at his leash in an effort to reach us. We laughed so much I coughed up a fur-ball. Our fun was brought to an abrupt end when his leash broke and he leapt over the fence. Fortunately we managed to scramble onto the shed roof or we would have been ripped to shreds. We were stuck there for hours, with Brutus snarling up at us like a bloodthirsty werewolf, before we were finally rescued. It’s awful not being safe in your own garden.

 

 



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