9:00 AM: Iím feeling very nervous.
If we get caught we could be put into solitary - or worse!
4:50 PM: I am not free - there was a
Everything seemed to be going to plan; the
two cats fought and the guard went to stop them, leaving the
door open. We all ran through, thinking freedom would soon be
ours. What we didnít realize is that beyond the door thereís a
long corridor and then another door. As we all rushed through
the first door a guard came in through the second. Macavity
jumped at him, scratched his arm, and scrambled through the door
before it was slammed shut. But the rest of us were trapped.
Minutes later we were all bundled back into our cells. I await
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
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The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. DíLemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, ďYou are what you eatĒ. This is very
worrying, for today Iíve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- Renť Descats, 1666
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