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22nd January

I am still pining for Snowball. Spent the day writing her a love poem.

 

Snowball you melt my heart.

Snowball, it is you I crave,

For you I would be strong, daring and brave,

For you I would climb the highest tree,

Or swim across the deep blue sea, (if I could swim)

To prove my love I would kill a thousand rats,

Throttle mice and slay vampire bats, (Note: not sure if you get these in Scotland)

To make you mine I would do anything,

Just donít ask me to fight that evil brute Killer. (sorry, couldnít find a word that rhymed)

 

The next time I meet Snowball I will win her affection by reciting my poem. (I find this option much preferable to dueling to the death)



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