My Secret Diary

 

23rd February

 

10:00 AM:        My head is spinning and I canít stand up without falling over. My first life seems to be slipping away. I must have caught a deadly canal-disease yesterday.

 

11:45 AM:        Itís worse than I feared. My humans keep patting my head and talking in hushed voices. I heard Skirt say the unspeakable word, Ďvetí. Normally I would run a mile at the mention of this cruel person but right now Iím far too ill.

 

1:30 PM:         Trousers took me to the evil vet. He took one look at me and shook his head. I have heard lots of stories of cats being taken to the vet and never being seen again so, when he produced the needle-of-death, my whole life flashed in front of me. (Itís strange, I always thought my life was more exciting than that.) As the vet approached all I could think was, ďI wish I had spent more time eating cream.Ē The needle entered my neck. I felt a horribly sharp pain. But I did not die. A few minutes later the vet gave Trousers something called ĎThe Billí. Trousers seemed to be in more pain than I was.

 



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