7:30 AM: Overheard Trouser saying,
“That good-for-nothing cat is costing us a fortune - he’s got to
go.” Not sure who they were talking about but it made me think
that I’d better prove what a great mouser I am.
10:10 AM: Caught a young mouse in the
alley. Her name is Squeeeek and she seems quite bright. I
explained that she had two choices:
a) Being hung, drawn, quartered, and then
b) Helping me trick my humans.
Fortunately for her she chose the latter
4:00 PM: After lots of rehearsing we
were ready. Squeeeek ran across the carpet. Skirt screamed and
jumped onto a chair. Squeeeek danced in front of the chair
(though I thought her dying swan ballet routine was a bit
overacted) I rushed in to save Skirt, grabbed Squeeeek by the
tail and carried her out of the house. I have promised Squeeeek
a regular supply of cheese to repeat the performance once a
11:00 PM: I got extra, extra, extra
servings of food today. Oooops! I forgot my diet!