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25th February

 

Decided to be sick again today. While my humans pampered me I created this list of why it’s better to be a cat than a human:

 

1) We are able to sleep twenty three hours a day and spend the other hour relaxing.

2) A cat has twice as many legs as a human and, mathematically, an infinite number more tails.

3) We can see in the dark without the aid of electric light bulbs.

4) Cats can outstare humans and always win no-blinking competitions.

5) Cats have everything they want and have no need to invent things like televisions, pollution and heart bypass operations.

6) Most importantly - cats can live without humans but a human can’t be truly happy without the company of a cat.

 

11:00 PM:       Overheard Trousers talking to Skirt in a hushed voice. He spoke of, ‘vet bill,’ ‘economy drive,’ and ‘starting with that useless furbag’s expensive food.’ I wonder what that was all about.

 



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