My Secret Diary

 

26th February

 

This afternoon, when my humans returned from their hunting expedition to the supermarket, Skirt called me through for ‘din dins.’ There was a foul smell in the air, like a mouse that was three weeks past its eat-by-date. I snuggled up again in my new chair and politely ignored her. But Skirt persisted, “Come try your new treat,” she pleaded. Reluctantly I made my way to the kitchen, taking a detour through my bedroom, the bathroom and the dining room. I discovered the source of the putrid smell. It was the so called ‘din-dins.’ In disgust I returned to my chair and remained there for the rest of the day. Twice I had to lash out at Trousers for attempting to sit beside me. When my humans went to bed I tried the Sham-Spam-Meat-Substitute-Ultra-Low-Budget-For-People-Who-Don’t-Really-Like-Cats food that Skirt had put in my dish. It tasted worse than it smelt!

 

I have devised an action plan.

 

 



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