My Secret Diary


26th July


7:30 PM Lucky is spending most of his time helping with the kittens. They are a bit of a handful so today I helped out. Cats have an inborn desire for adventure - the kittens are constantly trying to escape from the garden. They’ll squeeze through even the smallest of gaps. It took all three of us to stop them running away. They also fight relentlessly. Ducky is the champion - she has a punch just like her mother. At one point she hit me in the eye - but I think it was an accident.


11:00 PM:        Made a stupid mistake. Heard a rat like noise coming from the rose bushes. I took to the ground and slowly edged towards it, getting as close as possible without being seen. I lay in silence and waited. Its dark shape gradually came within pouncing distance.

I jumped. I grabbed. I cried, “Aaaaaaaaghhhhhhh!!!”

It was a hedgehog - a particularly prickly one.

“Sorry,” he said apologetically, as I tried to extract his needle-like spines from my paws and stomach, “but you really should be more careful.”


11:58 PM:        I’m still aching from the hedgehog attack.  But even worse than that - I’ve got fleas from somewhere.



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