My Secret Diary

 

27th February

 

6:00 AM:         Woke my humans up and demanded to be fed.

6:08 AM:         Skirt opened another tin of Sham-Spam-Meat-Substitute-Ultra-Low-Budget-Rubbish-

                                    For-People-Who-Don’t-Really-Like-Cats food and put some in my dish.

6:10 AM:          Stuffed my mouth with the vile concoction and headed for the dining room.

6:12 AM:         Spat the ‘food’ out, making sure it went all over the new carpet and the wallpaper.

6:15 AM:         Collapsed on the floor and pretended to be dead.

6:18-6:32 AM:            Made choking noises as Skirt nursed me in her lap.

6:35-7:01 AM:            Trousers went hunting in his car and returned with proper expensive food.

7:02-7:42 AM:            Ate enough food to last a week!

 

10:00 PM:                   My performance today was so amazing I am seriously considering becoming an actor.

 



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