Today I devised a constitution that will
enable all cats to live in purrfect happiness. Now that I have
started corresponding with the Queen Iím sure she will make it
Freedom of meow.
Freedom to gather at night, for a catsí
Freedom to chase mice.
Freedom from being chased by dogs.
The right to a comfortable home
to live in.
The right to have at least one human slave.
The right to six good meals a
The right to go in and out of doors whenever
The right to sleep anywhere, anytime.
The right to freely explore every box,
drawer, and wardrobe.