My Secret Diary

 

28th April

 

Today I devised a constitution that will enable all cats to live in purrfect happiness. Now that I have started corresponding with the Queen Iím sure she will make it law.

 

Cat Constitution.

Freedom of meow.

Freedom to gather at night, for a catsí choir.

Freedom to chase mice.

Freedom from being chased by dogs.

            The right to a comfortable home to live in.

The right to have at least one human slave.

            The right to six good meals a day.

The right to go in and out of doors whenever we want.

The right to sleep anywhere, anytime.

The right to freely explore every box, drawer, and wardrobe.

 



 
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