My Secret Diary

 

28th February

 

11:40 AM:        When I awoke this morning I thought I was still asleep and in the middle of a nightmare! I could hear the awful racket of barking from just outside my window. I climbed onto the ledge to investigate. There was a huge van parked outside the house next door and humans were carrying lots of furniture into the house. A silly looking dog was running back and forward and, in between fits of chasing its own tail and howling at nothing in particular, it was attempting to help the humans. The humans gave him small objects and obediently he carried them into the house. Dogs are such pathetic creatures! Through fetching sticks, giving a paw and other such trickery they try to become manís best friend. They donít realize that humans prefer to be treated with disdain.

My humans soon gathered round the window to see what was going on. Brat irritatingly kept saying, ďNice doggy - nice doggy.Ē I must teach him that the words nice and doggie must never be used in the same sentence.

 

11:24 PM:       Trousers must have a short memory for I found him sitting on my chair again this evening. I jumped up but, no matter how hard I tried, I could not push him off. Eventually I had to share with him. I must put more effort into training my humans - Iím now suffering the consequences of neglecting my duties.

 



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