Awoke to the sound of screaming. Spent the
day locked in the shed, with no food, liquid refreshments, or
basic sanitation facilities. Humans are so unfair - they love
playing tricks but get all moody if you play a trick on them.
In the shed I had plenty of time to think
clever thoughts. Lying under my worry blanket in darkness, it
struck me that although cats can see well in the dark, humans go
blind when there is no light. Why is this? My theory is that
catsí eyes let in dark light as well as light light whereas
humanís eyes only let in light light.