Told Lucky that I am a socialist and
explained my Cat Constitution. He was very impressed but said,
“Although the Freedom of Meow is sacrosanct in a civilized
society it does cause issues due to incompatible values amongst
the numerous cat cultures. If there are no restrictions on what
cats are allowed to say there is greater opportunity for hatred
and intolerance between cats - particularly between different
breeds and socio-economic classes. So giving one group liberty
means taking it away from weaker groups who are likely to be
Really!! Lucky is very clever at thinking
Lucky and I are setting out for London
tomorrow to get the Prime Minister to make my Cat Constitution
law. If I see the Queen I will tell her exactly what I think of
her disrespectful behavior.
I am about to become a world famous political
activist! That will impress Snowball.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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