Went back to 66 Fir Drive today. The lady,
Old-Grey-Fur I have named her, was having dinner. She shared her
sirloin steak and chips with me. It was wonderful eating REAL
food for a change. What a difference from the disgusting tins
and packets my humans catch for me. I kept her company for the
evening and we both slept for hours on her incredibly soft
I am seriously thinking that I should leave
my humans and move in with Old-Grey-Fur.