(Cats’ Eyes invented on this day in 1936 - no
cats were injured, experimented upon, or mildly tortured in the
development of these devices.)
Snowball and I talked about our future
together. Well, to be more precise, she talked all day about her
future but I think she mentioned me once or twice.
After she kissed me goodnight, I watched her
squeeze through the rose bushes and stomp over our neighbor’s
lettuces. She’s perfect in every way; beautiful, charming,
caring, loving, kind, tolerant and unselfish. I am the happiest
cat in the universe
Perhaps we will get married one day.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
Available to download from all Amazon
stores: USA = $0.99 UK = £0.75
Buy from Amazon: