9:00 AM: Got up early, very excited.
Iím meeting my love, Snowball, this afternoon. Caught a mouse
behind the shed Ė you would think that even the dumbest of mice
would know better than to make his home in the garden where a
boss cat lives. I will give the mouse to Snowball as an
I-Love-You present. This will impress her and show her that I am
a mean and powerful hunter-gatherer.
8:00 PM: Huh! When I presented the
mouse to Snowball she squealed in horror and protested that she
didnít eat mice. She screamed that she only ate
I had to let the silly beast go Ė what a waste of fast-food.