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3rd February

9:00 AM:          Got up early, very excited. Iím meeting my love, Snowball, this afternoon. Caught a mouse behind the shed Ė you would think that even the dumbest of mice would know better than to make his home in the garden where a boss cat lives. I will give the mouse to Snowball as an I-Love-You present. This will impress her and show her that I am a mean and powerful hunter-gatherer.

 

8:00 PM:         Huh! When I presented the mouse to Snowball she squealed in horror and protested that she didnít eat mice. She screamed that she only ate Organic-Vegan-Low-Carbohydrate-Unsalted-Cat-Food-in-Biodegradable-Packs. I had to let the silly beast go Ė what a waste of fast-food.



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