11:30 AM: Lucky is feeling dejected.
He loves Suffragette unconditionally. She hates him
unconditionally. Love may be blind but unrequited love beats up
your heart with its white walking cane. Once more Lucky needs my
guidance. I explained that humor is a great way to win girl’s
adoration and told him a brilliant joke to use:
“What do you get if you cross a flea, a
chicken and a kangaroo?
An omelet that can jump over houses.”
Lucky laughed until he was sick. Making
Suffragette laugh is a sure way to win her affection.
2:20 PM: Lucky told Suffragette my joke. She
didn’t even smile. He’s absolutely useless at telling jokes.
It’s a shame that Lucky’s love life is so
disastrous while mine is so perfectly wonderful.