My Secret Diary

 

4th August

 

Finally persuaded Snowball to go with me to see the kittens. They showed their affection by climbing all over her. Snowball said they were very nice but as she had a headache she had to go home. On the way to her house she asked, “Have you been to the vet and had that operation that boys get?” When I told her I hadn’t she said, “Pity.”

 

Brutus is wearing a patch over his right eye. That will teach him to mess with me!



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