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4th February

Today Skirt had visitors round for afternoon tea. I love teasing visitors! I like to sit quietly in the middle of the room and watch them. I can very quickly spot anyone who doesn’t like cats. That’s when the fun begins.  Today my victim was a rather stout lady wearing a pink silk dress. Looking cute and innocent, I slowly edged towards her, purring loudly. “Oh look,” said Skirt, “Fluffy-Kitty must have taken a liking to you.” (I hate when she calls me that!) The poor victim didn’t know what to say, especially when I jumped onto her lap.  I showered her with affection, kisses and hairs. She particularly hated being licked on the lips so it’s probably just as well that she didn’t notice me spraying her pink suede shoes.

 

This evening I’m feeling rather poorly. I feel all itchy and I keep sneezing. I think I must be allergic to visitors.



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