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4th March

 

By chance, I met Snowball at the park today. I confronted her and asked why she had kissed and cuddled Killer. She insisted that they were just friends then asked me if I would like to be her special-friend. I asked her what Killer would think of that. She thought for a few moments, then replied that she expected Killer would rip me limb from limb in the most painful way imaginable.

So I have two options; being special-friends with Snowball and definitely being mauled by Killer or not being special-friends with Snowball and just probably being mauled by Killer. It’s a tough decision!

 

Brat-2 said his first cat-word today. While eating a plate of gooey brown mess he distinctly said, “Purrrrrrrrr.”

 



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