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Snowball and I went to the beach - it was
absolutely crowded. We tried to walk along the water’s edge but
kept getting splashed. Humans obviously find paddling very
tiring for the beach was covered in people lying half comatose
on their backs. Eventually we found a reasonably quiet spot in
the long grass between discarded polystyrene burger containers.
Out of respect for Snowball’s religion of vegetarianism, I
overcame my desire to eat the mouth-watering scraps of burger.
We chatted for what seemed like a wistful eternity. When I told
her about Killer she smiled and said she knew everything would
work out. I was so happy I wanted to say, ‘I love you,’ but
every time I tried I got fur-balls in my throat.
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Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
Extracts:
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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