My Secret Diary

 

5th March

 

10:10 AM:        I have decided that being Snowball’s special-friend is just too dangerous. Instead of wasting my time on love I’m going to fulfill my resolution to become the world’s most famous cat. I will be the first cat to climb Everest. I will begin training tomorrow, for today Trousers is out at work and I have the opportunity to sleep on my new chair without being disturbed.

 

10:45 AM:        Brat has a new toy - a blue plastic whistle. When he blows it my whole body quivers, my hair stands on end, and I involuntarily jump three feet in the air. I am forced to give up my comfortable chair and seek refuge in my shed.

 

11:30 PM:       My humans are all in bed. I am on my chair playing with my new toy - a blue plastic whistle. I have already managed to chew it into three pieces.

 



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