My Secret Diary

 

5th May

 

11:24 PM:        Great day! I am on my way to being a world famous socialist.

 

We set out early, and after a long walk through the countryside came to a small town. We found a group of cats standing outside the fishmonger’s and I began telling them my plans. Soon dozens of cats had gathered round eager to hear how my Cat Constitution would ensure happiness for all cats. It was so exciting; I felt very important. I just wish Snowball could see me now.

One annoying old, tortoiseshell cat kept demanding that all cats should have the right have at least one toy-mouse to use for mousing practice. Eventually, just to keep her quiet, I told her I would add it to the constitution.

 

 



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