11:24 PM: Great day! I am on my way to
being a world famous socialist.
We set out early, and after a long walk
through the countryside came to a small town. We found a group
of cats standing outside the fishmonger’s and I began telling
them my plans. Soon dozens of cats had gathered round eager to
hear how my Cat Constitution would ensure happiness for all
cats. It was so exciting; I felt very important. I just wish
Snowball could see me now.
One annoying old, tortoiseshell cat kept
demanding that all cats should have the right have at least one
toy-mouse to use for mousing practice. Eventually, just to keep
her quiet, I told her I would add it to the constitution.
Philosophy for Cats
Philosophy for Cats is a collection of wit and
wisdom from the greatest cat philosophers that ever skulked our
planet. From renowned thinkers of the past such as Catfuscious
and Cuddles Darwin to modern philosophers such as Miss Fluffy
and Snowball, this little book is crammed to the tip of its
whiskers with gems of knowledge. Whether you are a cat, a human
or indeed a member of any other species, you will benefit
greatly from reading the thoughts of Catkind’s most eminent
intellectuals. So read on and prepare to be amazed and amused at
this fascinating insight into the lives of cats.
The pessimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half empty.
The optimistic cat sees the bowl of cream as being half full.
The wise cat sees the bowl and eats the cream.
- M. T. D’Lemma, 1908
I overheard my human say, “You are what you eat”. This is very
worrying, for today I’ve eaten three mice and four frogs.
- Anx Hiety, 2011
I meow therefore I am.
I sleep therefore I am happy.
I purr therefore I am adored.
- René Descats, 1666
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