My Secret Diary

 

6th February

(110 years since the invention of the mousetrap made 300,000 mousers redundant.)

 

Got off to an early start Ė woke my humans at 5:00 AM and demanded to get out. For a moment I thought that it was raining bird feathers - but it was only snow. Cold snow. By 5:04 AM I was back in my warm bed. Will start my get mega-fit campaign on a warmer day.

 

When Brat woke up he was all excited about the snow and desperate to go out. Straight after breakfast Trousers, Skirt and Brat were in the garden rolling the snow into big balls. I remained indoors watching from the warmth and comfort of the kitchen. They put the balls together to create a pretend person and stuck stones on it to make eyes, a nose and a mouth. It looked like fun so I decided to help them. Typical - they didnít appreciate my jumping on the snow person and they threw balls of snow at me. They thought this was amusing - but it wasnít - it made me freezing cold and icy wet! I went straight back indoors and will not speak to any of them for a week.

 

10:00 PM:       Discovered that my pee makes snow melt so, to punish my humans, Iíve started to melt the snow person. I reckon than in another ninety-three days I will have destroyed it completely.



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