11:44 AM: Feeling happy and full of
life I skipped round to see Snowball and asked her to go for a
walk in the park. As we walked I felt she was acting strangely.
She seemed detached, disinterested and even more aloof than
We stopped at the waste bin and I checked it
out for scraps of food. The slugs and snails had got the best
bits but I did manage to find some Tandoori Crab and Prawn
Curry. Feeling romantic I tried to kiss Snowball but she pushed
“What’s up?” I asked.
“Nothing,” she replied.
“Nothing?” I quizzed.
“Nothing!” she replied tersely.
And nothing is precisely what she said for
the rest of the walk. Girls - they’re so complicated.
10:05 PM: I’m feeling miserable and