My Secret Diary

 

8th April

 

Met Lucky today.

“What’s nothing?” I asked.

He replied, “Something that has no existence. Something that has no quantitative value. Mathematically, a value that indicates that an object variable is no longer associated with any actual object. Used as an adjective, it refers to something which is insignificant or worthless. In other languages it’s, rien, nada, niente and nichts. Or, in other words, naught, nullity, obliteration, oblivion, void, zero, zilch, zip, zippo, zot . . . “

Lucky can be so dumb at times!

 

Lucky’s parrot is unbearable! She claims that Long John Silver was once her human and they sailed to Treasure Island on a ship named Hispaniola. She says that for fun they would attack other ships, steal the valuables and make the ship cats walk the plank. In a voice that is irritating beyond description she kept squawking,

“Aye, aye, me hearties.

We made Adrian walk ze plank.

Shiver me timbers, splish, splash,

Down to Devil’s Flea-pit ze dumb cat sank.”

 

I hate that parrot!!

 

 


 

 



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