Lucky has a problem and needs my help. Again!
His humans have brought a bird into the house, a parrot called
Polly. This contravenes several of the ‘Cat Commandments for
Humans’ that date back to Ancient Egyptian times:
Thou shalt worship only Cats.
Thou shalt not serve any animals except
Thou shalt not bring any animal into a
Cat’s home - unless it is food for the Cat.
Humans are so much less devout than they used
to be. But Lucky hasn’t trained his humans properly so he can’t
really complain too much when they do something stupid. Imagine
the indignity of having to share a house with a bird! To make
matters worse the parrot sits on its perch and repeatedly
squawks, “Arrrrr, me hearties, who’s a pretty little pussy?”
I told Lucky to take immediate action and
advised him to knock over the perch, grab Polly by the beak and
throw her out the window. That would teach the parrot and his
humans a lesson!
(Personally I would have eaten the pesky
thing but Lucky has had a strict moral upbringing and never
kills any creature that can impersonate his humans.)