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Extracts:

What I like doing best is Nothing. I can spend a huge amount of time doing Nothing without ever tiring of it. The best time for doing Nothing is when your humans are rushing about doing Everything and you just lie back comfortably, watching.

Miss Fluffy 2004 A.D.



To be able to practice five virtues everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect existence - selfishness, laziness, stubbornness, voracity and arrogance.

Catfucious 598 B.C.

When I’m out I want to be in. When I’m in I want to be out. And often I want to be in and out all at the same time.